Press Releases from Hell

PRESS RELEASE FROM HELL: Media Giants Strike P.R. Deal with Gun Industry

Entertainment Conglomerates Will Now Get Paid for Gun-Centric Content

Apr 24, 2025 • Martin Luz

Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft Join Forces to Create New “Reality Management” Industry

Joint Venture Builds Immersive Autonomous AI Platform Aimed at Total Reality Capture

Feb 27, 2025 • Martin Luz

META CEO DONATES “Move Fast and Break Things” TAGLINE TO NEW TRUMP ADMINISTRATION

Tagline will appear on $100 bill and all official White House memorabilia, inspires revised motto for presidential seal: “E Unum Pluribus”

Jan 23, 2025 • Martin Luz

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Press Releases from Hell